(Mistakatonic University Press) - With Coach Guye on vacation, we asked assistant Coach Kadath about the All-Stars.

"Ph'nguli mglw'nafh Cthulu R'yleh wagh'nafl fhtagn," was his only comment.

Here are the matchups for Week 7:

Position	Arkham	Long Beach	Advantage
Quarterback	Harold Carter Arm Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb Decisions: Average	Ken O'Brien Arm Strength: Superb Accuracy: Great Decisions: Average	Long Beach
Halfback	Jamal Smith Speed: Average Strength: Average Moves: Superb Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	Mike Penn Speed: Superb Strength: Average Moves: Superb Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Superb	Long Beach
Fullback	Newton Newnan Speed: Average Strength: Superb Moves: Superb Decisions: Average Fumbles: Great	Joey Adkins Speed: Superb Strength: Superb Moves: Average Decisions: Average Fumbles: Superb	Long Beach
Tight End	Jed Sinks Speed: Average Strength: Superb Receiving: Average Drops: Great	Tony Cavis Speed: Average Strength: Superb Receiving: Average Drops: Great	Arkham
Wide Recievers	Jay Shines Robert Vogel Speed: Superb Strength: Superb Receiving: Superb Drops: Great Depth: Poor	Al Toon Paul Trazie Speed: Superb Strength: Poor Receiving: Superb Drops: Great Depth: Great	Arkham
Offensive Line	Danny Sacks Perry Walters Speed: Average Strength: Superb Pass Blocking:Superb Run Blocking: Great	Nick Williams Hank Starr Speed: Great Strength: Great Pass Blocking:Great Run Blocking: Superb	Arkham
Defensive Line	Renaldo Johnson Jonathan Higgs Speed: Average Strength: Great Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Superb	Everett Dronett Lance Washington Speed: Superb Strength: Great Pass Rush:Great Run Stop: Great	Long Beach
Linebackers	Rupert Tingle Thomas Wiggins Speed: Great Strength: Average Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Average Coverage: Average	Marvin Jefferson Indranil Goswami Speed: Average Strength: Great Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Great Coverage: Great	Long Beach
Defensive Backs	Zip Robertson Elliot Ross Speed: Great Run Stop: Great Coverage: Average Depth: Poor	Calvin Cramer Benjie Burrough Speed: Superb Run Stop: Superb Coverage: Great Depth: Great	Long Beach
Kicking	Trent Henley Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb	Gilbert Ford Strength: Superb Accuracy: Poor	Arkham

Long Beach will easily win this game unless Coach Kadath can find a way to stop their offensive onslaught with mediocre personnel.