(Mistakatonic University Press) - The victory over Haddonfield was a relief for Arkham coach Neal F. Guye. Did he look relieved? Hardly.

"Kenny Proctor averaged 6 yards on the ground, and 55 in the air. We got ahead 34-7, and then we just rested. That's not the kind of football I want to coach or watch."

What about Zip Robertson?

"Zip had a career game, maybe a record that will never be broken, with four blocked kicks. That's something you can tell your grandchildren about. But his eight tackles were all deep in the secondary. That's something I'll tell his agent about."

Grumpy?

"The game should have been a blowout, instead we played three quarters and then just stopped. Plus, we're going into the New Deal meat-grinder this week, followed closely by Long Beach. It's like we learned nothing against Seoul. There are no rest-stops in this schedule. It's a constant struggle from the start to the end."

"Plus, I'm going on vacation right before the game against New Deal. You'll see Coach Kadath on the sidelines for two games. He doesn't speak English, but he finds ways to communicate with the players, sometimes through Trent [kicker Henley], sometimes other ways."

Any thoughts on New Deal?

"Only bad ones. We have to expect to lose that game. Our main goal will be seeing Coach Hennig's prep and hopefully we'll be ready for him if we meet him in the American Bowl. Winning would be nice, but if we're 4-2 after the game, we'll still be in a strong position to make the playoffs. Our goal is a final record of 7-3, but if we get 6-4, with our schedule, it will be a great effort."

Here are the matchups for Week 6:

Position	Arkham	New Deal	Advantage
Quarterback	Harold Carter Arm Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb Decisions: Average	Scott Hennig Arm Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb Decisions: Superb	New Deal
Halfback	Jamal Smith Speed: Average Strength: Average Moves: Superb Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	Matt Thomas Speed: Average Strength: Average Moves: Average Decisions: Great Fumbles: Superb	Arkham
Fullback	Newton Newnan Speed: Average Strength: Superb Moves: Superb Decisions: Average Fumbles: Great	Darnell Austin Speed: Superb Strength: Superb Moves: Great Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	New Deal
Tight End	Jed Sinks Speed: Average Strength: Superb Receiving: Average Drops: Great	Drew Parker Speed: Poor Strength: Great Receiving: Average Drops: Average	Arkham
Wide Recievers	Jay Shines Robert Vogel Speed: Superb Strength: Superb Receiving: Superb Drops: Great Depth: Poor	Earl Henley Ivan Manley Speed: Superb Strength: Average Receiving: Superb Drops: Average Depth: Great	New Deal
Offensive Line	Danny Sacks Perry Walters Speed: Average Strength: Superb Pass Blocking:Superb Run Blocking: Great	Walt Starkes Russell Webb Speed: Average Strength: Great Pass Blocking:Poor Run Blocking: Poor	Arkham
Defensive Line	Renaldo Johnson Jonathan Higgs Speed: Average Strength: Great Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Superb	Matt Calhune Napoleon Sloan Speed: Great Strength: Great Pass Rush:Superb Run Stop: Great	New Deal
Linebackers	Rupert Tingle Thomas Wiggins Speed: Great Strength: Average Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Average Coverage: Average	Chris Rice Bernard Hudson Speed: Great Strength: Great Pass Rush:Great Run Stop: Superb Coverage: Great	New Deal
Defensive Backs	Zip Robertson Elliot Ross Speed: Great Run Stop: Great Coverage: Average Depth: Poor	Mark Russell Chris George Speed: Superb Run Stop: Average Coverage: Superb Depth: Superb	New Deal
Kicking	Trent Henley Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb	Trey Sylvester Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb	New Deal

New Deal dominates on both sides of the ball. They are undefeated against a softer schedule, but Coach Hennig has produced blowout after blowout. Expect Arkham to go down fighting.