(Mistakatonic University Press) - The Seoul loss was a disaster in Arkham. Attempts to integrate bench players were a total failure, and Coach Guye could only stand on the sidelines and watch as his unprepared team was dismembered by the Choson.

"The loss was my fault, 100 percent," said Guye. "The AMI has been grumbling about it since Saturday, apparently the hunger it feels is directed towards me. I need a fantastic effort from everyone on the roster this week, or my next position for the team could be Head Zombie."

Avoiding the Hundred Mouths won't be easy, as Arkham faces off against the Haddonfield Pumpkins this week. Recent trades have only strengthened Commissioner George's team. If that wasn't difficult enough, the Grave Robbers will meet New Deal and Long Beach in the two following weeks.

"We have the most difficult schedule in the league. We didn't expect to start out 3-1, but we still feel we can give any team in the APFL a good game. Hopefully the AMI won't get too hungry before we get a couple more wins."

Here are the matchups for Week 5:

Position	Arkham	Haddonfield	Advantage
Quarterback	Harold Carter Arm Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb Decisions: Average	Jimmy Marshall Arm Strength: Average Accuracy: Great Decisions: Superb	Haddonfield
Halfback	Jamal Smith Speed: Average Strength: Poor Moves: Superb Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	Kenny Proctor Speed: Superb Strength: Poor Moves: Superb Decisions: Poor Fumbles: Poor	Arkham
Fullback	Newton Newnan Speed: Average Strength: Superb Moves: Superb Decisions: Average Fumbles: Great	Gary Carter Speed: Average Strength: Great Moves: Average Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	Arkham
Tight End	Jed Sinks Speed: Average Strength: Superb Receiving: Average Drops: Great	Cliff Perkins Speed: Average Strength: Average Receiving: Great Drops: Superb	Arkham
Wide Recievers	Jay Shines Robert Vogel Speed: Superb Strength: Superb Receiving: Superb Drops: Great Depth: Poor	Jeremy Flagler Josh Treem Speed: Superb Strength: Average Receiving: Average Drops: Average Depth: Great	Arkham
Offensive Line	Danny Sacks Perry Walters Speed: Average Strength: Superb Pass Blocking:Superb Run Blocking: Great	Art Vandelay Kingsley Ritt Speed: Average Strength: Average Pass Blocking:Average Run Blocking: Poor	Arkham
Defensive Line	Renaldo Johnson Jonathan Higgs Speed: Average Strength: Great Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Superb	Scott Dixon Joe Allen Speed: Great Strength: Average Pass Rush:Great Run Stop: Great	Haddonfield
Linebackers	Rupert Tingle Thomas Wiggins Speed: Great Strength: Average Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Average Coverage: Average	Kenny Arnold Tim Greenleaf Speed: Superb Strength: Average Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Great Coverage: Great	Haddonfield
Defensive Backs	Zip Robertson Elliot Ross Speed: Great Run Stop: Great Coverage: Average Depth: Poor	Clarence Jones Rodney Fulton Speed: Superb Run Stop: Superb Coverage: Superb Depth: Superb	Haddonfield
Kicking	Trent Henley Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb	Ronny Paige Strength: Average Accuracy: Average	Arkham

Arkham has has the better offense, Haddonfield is far superior on defense. Look for an exciting and close game between two division rivals.