(Mistakatonic University Press) - Brutal beatings at the hands of Long Beach and New Deal have left Coach Guye in an uncomfortable position.

"We need to win our next three games," said Guye. "Jeb [team president Whatley] has been very understanding, but the AMI has been looking hungrier and hungrier. If we don't make the playoffs, I expect to be invited to Lovecraft Stadium for dinner."

Here are the matchups for Week 8:

Position	Arkham	Owasso	Advantage
Quarterback	Harold Carter Arm Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb Decisions: Average	John Ballard Arm Strength: Superb Accuracy: Superb Decisions: Superb	Owasso
Halfback	Jamal Smith Speed: Average Strength: Average Moves: Superb Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	John Calloway Speed: Average Strength: Poor Moves: Great Decisions: Superb Fumbles: Average	Arkham
Fullback	Newton Newnan Speed: Average Strength: Superb Moves: Superb Decisions: Average Fumbles: Great	Lester Partridge Speed: Average Strength: Average Moves: Superb Decisions: Poor Fumbles: Average	Arkham
Tight End	Jed Sinks Speed: Average Strength: Superb Receiving: Average Drops: Great	Stuart Dupriest Speed: Average Strength: Poor Receiving: Great Drops: Great	Arkham
Wide Recievers	Jay Shines Robert Vogel Speed: Superb Strength: Superb Receiving: Superb Drops: Great Depth: Poor	Miguel Evans Levi Chung Speed: Average Strength: Great Receiving: Great Drops: Average Depth: Poor	Arkham
Offensive Line	Danny Sacks Perry Walters Speed: Average Strength: Superb Pass Blocking:Superb Run Blocking: Great	Bob Washington Erwin Lewis Speed: Average Strength: Poor Pass Blocking:Average Run Blocking: Great	Arkham
Defensive Line	Renaldo Johnson Jonathan Higgs Speed: Average Strength: Great Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Superb	Daryll Taylor Lindsay Diebold Speed: Great Strength: Poor Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Poor	Arkham
Linebackers	Rupert Tingle Thomas Wiggins Speed: Great Strength: Average Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Average Coverage: Average	Royce Lombard Carlos Sloan Speed: Average Strength: Average Pass Rush:Average Run Stop: Poor Coverage: Poor	Arkham
Defensive Backs	Zip Robertson Elliot Ross Speed: Great Run Stop: Great Coverage: Average Depth: Poor	Steve Simpkins Mark Carrier Speed: Superb Run Stop: Average Coverage: Great Depth: Average	Owasso
Kicking	Trent Henley Strength: Average Accuracy: Superb	Garth Abrams Strength: Superb Accuracy: Great	Owasso

Jamal Smith and John Calloway face off against their former teams. Look for an Arkham victory unless the weaker front seven of Owasso can stop the Grave Robbers on the ground.