Week 8: Battering Rams


another secret practice photo








Jed Sinks and Elliot Ross rest after a tough practice drill.




(Mistakatonic University Press) - Brutal beatings at the hands of Long Beach and New Deal have left Coach Guye in an uncomfortable position.

"We need to win our next three games," said Guye. "Jeb [team president Whatley] has been very understanding, but the AMI has been looking hungrier and hungrier. If we don't make the playoffs, I expect to be invited to Lovecraft Stadium for dinner."

Here are the matchups for Week 8:


Position Arkham Owasso Advantage
Quarterback Harold Carter

Arm Strength: Average
Accuracy: Superb
Decisions: Average
John Ballard

Arm Strength: Superb
Accuracy: Superb
Decisions: Superb
Owasso
Halfback Jamal Smith

Speed: Average
Strength: Average
Moves: Superb
Decisions: Superb
Fumbles: Average
John Calloway

Speed: Average
Strength: Poor
Moves: Great
Decisions: Superb
Fumbles: Average
Arkham
Fullback Newton Newnan

Speed: Average
Strength: Superb
Moves: Superb
Decisions: Average
Fumbles: Great
Lester Partridge

Speed: Average
Strength: Average
Moves: Superb
Decisions: Poor
Fumbles: Average
Arkham
Tight End Jed Sinks

Speed: Average
Strength: Superb
Receiving: Average
Drops: Great
Stuart Dupriest

Speed: Average
Strength: Poor
Receiving: Great
Drops: Great
Arkham
Wide Recievers Jay Shines
Robert Vogel


Speed: Superb
Strength: Superb
Receiving: Superb
Drops: Great
Depth: Poor
Miguel Evans
Levi Chung


Speed: Average
Strength: Great
Receiving: Great
Drops: Average
Depth: Poor
Arkham
Offensive Line Danny Sacks
Perry Walters


Speed: Average
Strength: Superb
Pass Blocking:Superb
Run Blocking: Great
Bob Washington
Erwin Lewis


Speed: Average
Strength: Poor
Pass Blocking:Average
Run Blocking: Great
Arkham
Defensive Line Renaldo Johnson
Jonathan Higgs


Speed: Average
Strength: Great
Pass Rush:Average
Run Stop: Superb
Daryll Taylor
Lindsay Diebold


Speed: Great
Strength: Poor
Pass Rush:Average
Run Stop: Poor
Arkham
Linebackers Rupert Tingle
Thomas Wiggins


Speed: Great
Strength: Average
Pass Rush:Average
Run Stop: Average
Coverage: Average
Royce Lombard
Carlos Sloan


Speed: Average
Strength: Average
Pass Rush:Average
Run Stop: Poor
Coverage: Poor
Arkham
Defensive Backs Zip Robertson
Elliot Ross


Speed: Great
Run Stop: Great
Coverage: Average
Depth: Poor
Steve Simpkins
Mark Carrier


Speed: Superb
Run Stop: Average
Coverage: Great
Depth: Average
Owasso
Kicking Trent Henley

Strength: Average
Accuracy: Superb
Garth Abrams

Strength: Superb
Accuracy: Great
Owasso


Jamal Smith and John Calloway face off against their former teams. Look for an Arkham victory unless the weaker front seven of Owasso can stop the Grave Robbers on the ground.


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