Trent Henley to the Pro Bowl!
Henley relaxes on the beach before the Pro Bowl.
(Mistakatonic University Press) - Kicker Trent Henley of the Arkham Grave Robbers was named to the APFL Pro Bowl last week. This prestigious honor was awarded after a superb season. Henley was a major scoring factor for the offensively weak Grave Robbers, who often found themselves kicking field goals in the red zone. His uncanny accuracy at all but the longest distances made him a crowd favorite, on a team with no other offensive stars.
When Henley was asked about his selection, he could only say, "Ph'nguli mglw'nafh Cthulu R'yleh wagh'nafl fhtagn."
(Mistakatonic University Press)- Trade offers and draft predictions swirl in, as the APFL eagerly anticipates the July 7 opening of the off-season. No one in Arkham is being assured of a return contract. Management is already reported to be working on deals involving key members of this year's team. Reportedly disillusioned by their first-round exit from the playoffs, General Manager Neal F. Guye is alledged to have shouted that he "needs a football team, not a bunch of immortal, daemonic, slime oozing sissies," during a team meeting.